I have two posts promising an exhaustive post on the topics I posted in those posts.
Anyway, I've concluded some things over the Halloween weekend:
1. Halloween is stupid.
2. Halloween is expensive.
3. Halloween is like any other excuse to party only it is socially acceptable for one to wear racially/religiously/sexually offensive costumes and children are about 500 times more likely to be assaulted.
4. The celebration of Halloween is all for material gain. Explained:
"Everyone else is celebrating Halloween tonight at "Insert Club Name Here." So, that should give you an excuse to pay a 20-dollar cover."
"I'm a woman wearing a costume that is both sexually-suggestive and weirdly infantile. If you buy me a drink, you have a better shot at sleeping with me."
"Trick or treat."
With that said, I can't wait until Thanksgiving.
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