This Happened

On my way to work, I encountered a man who was standing in the middle of the yard outside of the Alumni Memorial Union at Marquette University.

Man: That's really nice.

Me: ....

Me: Thank you?

Man: What do you do for a living?

Me: I'm a student.

Man: You're pretty.

Me: Thank you.

Man: The lipstick.

Me: Th...thanks.

Man: Are you a man?

Me: (nervous laughter)

Me: I'm actually not offended by that, but no, I am not a man.

Man: Okay.

Man: Do you have money to take me out to eat?

Me: I think I already mentioned that I'm a college student, therefore, I am broke.

Man: Oh.

Me: I'm about the cross the street.

Man: Oh, ok.